Michael Lembeck. Storyline Edit. The wedding planning starts and Monica already has a whole book full of information on everything you need for a wedding.
Joey takes a nap in Rachel's bed and finds out that she reads dirty books and doesn't stop teasing Rachel about it. To give Monica and Chandler a little time on their own Phoebe moves in with Ross for a couple of days.
Ross freaks out when Phoebe does her massages at Ross' place and asks her to see her clients elsewhere. One of Phoebe's clients comes by when Phoebe isn't there and Ross gives him a weird massage. Monica's parents spent the money for Monica's wedding on the beach house so there is no money for the wedding. Chandler has saved exactly the amount they need for Monica's dream wedding but Chandler won't spend all of his savings on one day.
The old man Ross massaged is not coming back after the bad massage he got. If Monica wants the perfect wedding Chandler will spend all the money they have but Monica decides that she wants a future and not spend their security on the wedding.
Rachel scares the jokes out of Joey forever when she tells him she wants rough sex with him. Add content advisory. Did you know Edit. Share this article via comment Share this article via facebook Share this article via twitter. More Stories. Today's Best Discounts. Chandler : I'm talking about you. You big, big freak. Joey : You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone". Joey : Come on, give me another chance. I can do a southern accent.
Joey : Ya, mon. Joey : There's no juice for the people who need the juice and want the juice and I need the juice. Chandler : And by the way, Count Rushmore doesn't exist. Joey : Oh yeah? Then who's the guy who painted all the faces on the mountain? Ross : Hi Joey : Pfft This guy says, "Hello, " I wanna kill myself. Joey : I'm a Tribianni! And this is what we do!
We may not be great thinkers, or great leaders, we may not be able to run very fast but God Dammit we can eat!
Janine : 3, 2, 1. Happy New Year. Joey : [mumbles] Oomchimawa. Ross : I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Joey , Chandler : That's nice. Ross : No, no, with him. I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby. I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defense is comin' right at me. Joey : Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Ross : Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin' they can take us. And so I uh, I just heave it downfield. Chandler : What are you crazy? That's a baby! Joey : He should take the sack? Ross : Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield, and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up.
See, I am so not ready to be a father. Chandler : Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad. Joey : Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking. Joey : Anyway, I started working on what I'm gonna say at the ceremony, you wanna hear it?
Monica , Chandler : Yeah! Joey : Now, listen, it's just the first draft so It is a love based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive. Chandler : [to Monica] Shouldn't we call the spitter?
Joey : You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan. Phoebe : It's raining. I don't like to fly in the rain. Joey : Oh, I'm going to go for a walk in the rain. Rachel : Oh Phoebe : Huh! I bet they're doing it! Joey : You can't have s-e-x in front of a b-a-b-i-e. Joey : [can't find the Hot Girl] Hot Girl? Hot Girl! Joey : What are you worried about? The Vicar will be here any minute. Joey : You bet on the bet and if you lose you lose the bet!
Joey : You're a pain in my ass, Geller! Joey : Of course it was a line! Monica : Why? Why would anyone do something like that?
Ross : I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than, "to get you into bed. Monica : Look, Chandler, I feel really bad about this. Please have this bachelor party. Monica : Stop being a baby and watch the hot woman get naked. All right. Joey : YEAH. Chandler : But, I'm only doing this for you And Joey.
Monica : Ok, so who's going to be there? Chandler : No, no, no. Just Ross and Joey is humiliating enough. Ross : Well, actually, I have a date tonight. Chandler : Yeah, I understand. What kind of guy would blow off a date for a fake bachelor party.
Joey : [on cell phone] Yeah, baby, I'm not gonna make it tonight Joey : Want some jam? Chandler : No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard. Joey : Aw, c'mon, this guy's perfect for you. Monica : No, not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Joey : Get your sorry, non-believer ass out of my chair. Joey : [living alone] I thought I'd spend more time with my thoughts, but it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think. Joey : I just dropped by to say you're not a real Doctor!
And that woman's brain Joey : Chandler is a mysterious fellow, one unlikely to take a wife. Chandler : We just think Emily might be being a bit Joey : [pointing] Yes! Joey : I want to be Mr. Joey : Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a Cowboy spraying Cologne!
Joey Tribbiani : Opposite is opposite! Joey Tribbiani : [whispers] Not knowing when to shut up! Ross : Yep, that's my thing Ross : Joey, "Homo Sapiens" are People. Joey : Hey, I'm not Judging! Joey's Hand : Hi Daddy! Why don't you live with Mommy? Who's that other Lady? What's a Lesbian? Joey : There's always room for jello. Monica : How do you make that dirty? Joey : I can do it with anything, look.
Grandma's Chicken Salad. Bridesmaid : Talk New York to me! Joey : Forget about it! Joey : [Chandler and Joey are sightseeing in London] Alright! Westminster Abbey. Hands down. Best Abbey I ever seen. Joey : Hey! What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler? Chandler : Yeah, I think it's great. It's great. You know, they're thinking of changing the name of this place. To what? Chandler : To put the camera away! Joey : Man, you are Westminster Crabby.
Joey : It must have been a great play, because I didn't understand a single word of it! Monica : [as the movers are moving a dresser out of the bedroom] Careful with that, it was my Grandmother's. Be careful. Monica : If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing. Ross : [Looking around the now empty apartment] Wow.
Rachel : I know. Seems smaller, somehow. Joey : Has it always been purple? Chandler : [to the babies] Look around, you guys. This was your first home But, more importantly, 'cause of rent control, it was a friggin' steal. Phoebe : Hey, do you realize that at one time or another, we all lived in this apartment? Monica : Oh yeah, that's true. Ross : Uh, I haven't. Monica : No, what about the Summer during college that you lived with Grandma?
And you tried to make it as a dancer. Ross : [as everyone awkwardly stares at him] Do you realize we almost made it 10 years without that coming up? Chandler : Oh, okay. Phoebe : I guess this is it. Joey : Yeah I guess so. Monica : [Crying] This is harder than I thought it would be.
Rachel : What, do you guys have to move to the new house right away or do you have some time? Monica : [Monica and Chandler look at each other, with Chandler nodding in agreement] We got some time.
Rachel : Okay, should we get some coffee? Chandler : Sure. Chandler : Where? Ross : I made Marcel's favorite: Banana cake Joey : Mmm. Ross Joey : Ugh. Joey : You're mean in England! Joey : This, more than anything, is a staging area. Joey : Up is not an option. Joey : You know what the best thing about marriage is? Waking up next to the same face every morning, until the sweet release of death.
Chandler : This is the worst Batchelor Party ever! Joey : The guy is like a cartoon! Joey : Do you want to hear something weird?
Phoebe : Always! Joey : They say I was so badly injured that the only person who could have saved me was me. It's some kind of Irony Joey : Rachel, if you're going to the airport, could you get me one of those Tobelerone Bars? Joey : No, I'm upset because nobody believed Quincy's Theory! Joey : Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to God! Joey : I am very wisdomous.
Phoebe : Oh come on, Joey, I did my best to find someone nice and loose for you! Chandler Muriel Bing is one of the six main characters on Friends. He was portrayed by Matthew Perry. He is notable for his sarcastic and witty sense of humor.
Throughout most of the series, Chandler is an executive specialized in statistical analysis and data reconfiguration, occupying high-grade positions such as Processing Manager and head of the office.
Though he has a high pay, he frequently complains about his dislike of his job, even deciding to quit in Season 9 , finding employment as a Junior Copywriter in an advertising agency, a job he greatly enjoys and this is presented by his willingness to take an opportunity of internship, even if it means he has to start from the beginning.
Chandler is Ross Geller 's best friend throughout and since college. He met Ross' sister Monica Geller and her friend Rachel Greene while celebrating Thanksgiving at the Geller family residence during his first year at college. At some point during this time, Phoebe Buffay moved in with Monica and Kip became Chandler's roommate. Kip and Monica dated for a while, but later broke up, and could no longer stand to be in the same room as each other.
Chandler's next roommate, Joey Tribbiani moved in, and completed the group of friends. Chandler lived with Joey until season 6 , then he moved in with Monica, whom he had been dating for a year. Chandler is the wealthiest friend because he has been saving money from his job for the last six years. He gets mad when Monica expects him to spend his savings on her dream wedding, convincing her that they should save the money for their life after the wedding, which Monica agrees to.
Because of the Thursday night line-up that led with Friends , Thanksgiving was always an important episode for the series. Chandler's most vivid memory of Thanksgiving is when he was nine and his parents told him they were getting divorced so his father could run off with the house-boy.
Because of this, Chandler refuses to celebrate Thanksgiving in the traditional way. This includes a ban on all Thanksgiving food, as he insists that it's not as good after seeing a Thanksgiving dinner in reverse. His Thanksgiving dinner consists of tomato soup, grilled cheese sandwiches, and a family-size bag of Funyuns. Several Thanksgiving episodes include retelling of this backstory of Chandler's home life and his hatred of the holiday.
Joey goes so far as to say, "It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out! He still refuses to eat the actual food, even when dining with his friends, eating chicken instead of turkey and other things of that nature.
Chandler visits the Geller household for Thanksgiving again in , slightly dismissed by Judy , Ross and Monica's mother, because he does not eat any Thanksgiving food. While attempting to get back at Chandler for calling her fat the previous year, Monica accidentally dropped a knife through Chandler's wicker shoes.
Chandler lost most of the pinkie toe on his right foot because it couldn't be replaced, due to the fact that Monica accidentally brought a baby carrot to the hospital instead of the toe. Chandler is not aware that it was Monica's revenge-gone-bad that caused him to lose his toe until she tells him during Thanksgiving dinner " The One With All The Thanksgivings ".
Monica reveals that Chandler has a third nipple which Chandler describes as a nubbin after she learns that Chandler told Phoebe about her having sex with Fun Bobby on the balcony. The friends are amused at the secret, and they tease Chandler about it. Finally, Chandler has the nubbin surgically removed after Ginger , a would-be lover, is repulsed by it.
Chandler was a bed-wetter as a child. While supporting Rachel during her parents' divorce, he jokingly recommends the, "carefully regimented program of denial Throughout the run of the show, Chandler comments how much he dislikes physical exercise. However, he is often seen enjoying Knicks games with Joey and Ross.
He also enjoys watching ice hockey, football, and baseball. He even enjoys racquetball. It's often alluded that Chandler doesn't really enjoy these things; he just wants to seem like one of the guys.
In Season 10 , it is revealed that he once tried out for his high school figure-skating team, much to the amusement of Phoebe and Ross.
On Thanksgiving, he enters the room saying he wants to watch football. Phoebe responds, "It's okay. Ross and Joey aren't here. You can watch the parade if you want. Although it became less noticeable during the course of the show, Chandler has the habit of accenting the wrong words in his sentences.
This leads to his friends and colleagues imitating his speech pattern. At the age of 9, his parents announced their divorce leaving him distraught and alarmed. Due to this, he resorted to what he calls "a carefully regimented program" of denial, sarcasm, wetting the bed and smoking. He has claimed to have seen sexually provocative scenes since the age of 7 due to his parents' lack of awareness.
Despite his forgiving nature he still holds a grudge against both of his parents for being absent-minded and not providing emotional support and tends to be bitter whenever talking about them.
Chandler is introduced as a sarcastic person with a heightened fear of commitment. He lives with his roommate Joey next to Monica's apartment and constantly makes fun of Joey. He finds himself stumbling across the same annoying woman Janice who he has to break up with thrice in a span of one year.
He used to be addicted to cigarettes and the addiction relapses once again while he's helping Joey to practice for an audition for the role of a person who has to smoke.
He experiences sadness when Monica breaks up with Alan who helped him quit and almost relapses. He gets annoyed every time Ross brings up his ex-wife Carol along with Joey. He experiences great boredom in his place of work and once, when he gets an offer of a promotion, he quits his job to pursue his dream. After taking aptitude tests and going to career counselor he finds out he's best suited for a corporate job.
This crushes him since he was looking forward to doing something unique and interesting. He gets confused after finding out that his co-workers think he's gay and consults the Friends, who say that they thought that too when they met him for the first time.
Later, he realizes it's because of the way he talks and how he feels offended when people say a man is out of his league. He repeatedly reassures Ross that he's going to be a good father, and tells him to stop pursuing Rachel continuously, finally convincing him to forget about her before Ross leaves for a work trip to China. At the end of Season 1, he accidentally lets slip to Rachel that Ross is in love with her, surprising her.
Chandler feels incredibly guilty about telling Rachel how Ross was into her and at the same time telling Ross to find someone else, as Rachel realizes she has feelings for Ross and is devastated when Ross comes back to New York from his trip to China with Julie.
He tries to tell Ross to reconsider going after Rachel but fails when Ross seems to be very content with Julie. When Ross finally finds out Rachel has feelings for him, he suggests Ross to make a pros and cons list about Rachel and Julie to help him decide. Ross ultimately picks Rachel but as she is visiting the apartment, the list automatically starts printing out of nowhere and breaks Rachel's heart.
Chandler blames himself for the whole fiasco but is overjoyed when Ross and Rachel finally hook up. Once, while babysitting Ross' son Ben, Chandler and Joey get distracted while flirting with some women on a bus and leave Ben on the vehicle. They go all over the city looking for Ben and finally find him at the Human Services office. Ross is infuriated with the pair. Chandler is extremely furious when Monica tells the rest of the group about his third nipple.
He once accepts Monica's help to lose weight but gets annoyed when she wakes him up on a Sunday and playfully calls him "fat boy". He and Joey are increasingly impressed by Monica's boyfriend Richard and spend a lot of time with him. At the end of Season 2, he meets a woman online and gradually falls in love with her.
They decide to meet up at Central Perk and it turns out to be Janice. Season 3 starts with Chandler being in a passionate relationship with Janice. This is the only time where he doesn't intend to break up with her, and is genuinely in love with her and can overlook her seemingly annoying voice and laugh.
When Joey finds Janice annoying as ever and expresses feelings of hatred towards her, Chandler tells him to suck it up and like Janice. Initially in his rekindled relationship with her, he experiences his trademark commitment-phobia and freaks her out by proposing they move in together. He later amends this by reassuring her that it's just his instinctive nature to freak out about commitment.
After learning Janice has kissed her ex-husband twice since they have been in a relationship, and subsequently the fact that she still loves him as well as Chandler, he reluctantly lets her go as they have a shot at being a family, and he reflects on how he felt about the man who "broke his family up", as he saw it, when he was a kid.
After the breakup he has a tough time getting over her but feels a little better after playing football with his friends on Thanksgiving and being chosen over Joey by a beautiful Dutch woman. Later on, his sadness resurfaces and he ends up kissing one of Joey's sisters, Mary-Angela , at a party.
He tells Joey to protect himself that he might be in love with Mary-Angela and it wasn't just him messing around. When Mary-Angela gets excited, he goes over to the Tribbiani family home to gently break up with her, but it turns out Joey is there too, as well as all of the other Tribbiani sisters.
Chandler genuinely doesn't know which one Mary-Angela is, and, when one of the sisters makes a pass at him in the hall, he assumes he has found her An altercation occurs, and when Joey realizes the truth he is pretty mad at Chandler.
Chandler apologizes profusely, telling him he will never do anything of the sort again. When Ross joins Chandler and Joey in a bar just after Ross has gone on a break from Rachel, Chandler tells him to call Rachel so that he can work past whatever trouble they were having as a couple. Ross then hears Mark's voice in the background, gets the wrong impression and sleeps with the girl from the Xerox place, Chloe.
After learning he slept with Chloe, Chandler tells Ross to not tell Rachel about it and also erase any evidence of it happening. However, word gets back to Rachel. Chandler, along with the other three friends, are crushed when Ross and Rachel painfully break up.
In the aftermath of the break up, Chandler goes back to smoking but is helped to quit by Rachel. It appears the resemblance of Ross and Rachel breaking up and his parent's divorce is too similar that he goes back to using the coping mechanisms he used as a child. After quitting smoking, he helps Ross get over Rachel and not interrupt a date she's having. Chandler has a brief fling with Rachel's boss Joanna who doesn't feel attracted to and has a tough time breaking up because of his fear of confrontation.
By the time the season ends, Chandler gets on Monica's case as to why she'd never go out with him hypothetically. This starts with a perplexed Chandler questioning why Monica would never hypothetically date him.
At the beach, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish and Joey remembers that the pain can be mediated if someone pees on it. Monica is unable to bend that way and Joey gets performance anxiety, leaving a reluctant Chandler to do the deed.
Chandler, Joey and Monica agree to never let this matter slip out but after the other friends keep asking they confess. Later, Chandler runs into Joanna Rachel's boss and has another fling with her. After trying to break up with her on Rachel's command, he emerges not-so-victorious. Chandler finds himself feeling attracted to Joey's girlfriend Kathy and decides to avoid her because of this.
However, Kathy later returns the feelings and the two share a kiss. Extremely filled with guilt, Chandler tells Joey the truth and Joey's extremely livid at him and refuses to talk to him. To make it up to him, Chandler resolves to stay in a box for six hours and think deeply about his actions on Thanksgiving. While he's in the box, Kathy comes over to tell him that she'd be leaving for Chicago for a while and is upset that their relationship never took place.
Joey finally forgives Chandler and tells him to go after Kathy and their relationship shows great potential. Joey and him win the girls' apartment after winning a quiz match and proceed to stay there until Monica and Rachel agree to kiss for a minute to get their apartment back in " The One With All The Haste ".
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